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i'd like to keep the personal shit to a minimum.

i tend to enjoy a little bit of everything god's great earth offers; would like to someday wander the world à la kane from "kung-fu" or possibly the a-team; had hopes of writing the great american novel but philip roth beat me to it; would like to someday settle down with a wee little scottish lass and retire to a cabin by a lake where she would cook me pancakes and i would spin tall tales about pancakes and everyone would eat pancakes and the pancakes would be warm and satisfying and none too doughy and would attract visitors from foreign, possibly asian lands intent on sampling pancakes and we would tell them after many failed attempts at deciphering their native cantonese "yes! of course you may eat our pancakes. these pancakes belong to the world! no one man, however virile, may claim them as his own" and in doing so would promote a newfound sense of global unity and nuclear disarmament through these pancakes--these pancakes of peace!--which in turn would create something like heaven.

ideally, these pancakes would be blueberry.